Waiting sucks. There, now that I’ve said it, we can go on. They say that “Patience comes to those who wait”. I say, “Can we move this along? I’ve got things to do.” Or “Good things come to those who wait”. I respond with “What if I settle for the mediocre just so I can […]

Stupendous Man!  (Only the wise will know and understand.)

Considering we are left with a very limited choice for our next president, why not make the candidates do something that the rest of America has been experiencing for a while now. The candidate who catches the most Pokemon by November 8th becomes the next President of the United States. Now, before you laugh or […]

The following are actual “Tramp Stamps” worn by women in public. The sad part is that I’ve seen them in my many travels and now I’m scarred for life. So for your “viewing pleasure” here they are in no particular order. 1: “Welcome to Walmart” You have to ask yourself “Is this just a case of […]

“Dad…You can’t go out wearing that!” said Tigger as I was preparing for a lunch date with Mrs. Nickels. “And what’s wrong with what I am wearing?” I asked as I look at myself in the mirror wondering where I went wrong? “Nothing,” she said. “As long as you want to go out looking like […]